Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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