So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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