winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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