Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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