it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
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she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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