Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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