Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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