brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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