the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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