haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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