this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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