Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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