Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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