i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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