The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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