i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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