Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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