I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
How's work?
Spinning.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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