i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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