yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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