Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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