i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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