Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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