margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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