Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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