they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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