She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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