me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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