Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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