Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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