his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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