I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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