I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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