I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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