so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
