Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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