Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
