just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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