You surviving the open bar?
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My bed smells like the plague
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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