his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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