what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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