I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
