i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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