Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
