69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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