I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
home. puking in laundry basket.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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