Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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