nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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