People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Everclear isn't food dammit
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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