he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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