That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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