Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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