yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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