you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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