i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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