The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I AM VODKA MAN
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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