I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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