sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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