Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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